I feel like a grumpy old bastard lately, primarily because I don’t understand anything the youngsters do anymore (the fact that I call twenty year olds youngsters qualifies me as an unhip old fart as well, I believe. And when I was young, you used to have to crawl at 2kb per second on a crappy dial up connection and wait five hours for a song to download.)
Today I feel cool though, because I finally got this planking thing down. Check out these rocking planking pictures I found online:
Man I’m hip. I’ve been planking in my bed for thirty years now and I ain’t ever gonna quit! You know it! I’ll plank till I get bed sores. That’s how hard core I am up in this. It’s how I do.